Santa: This is getting really irritating. Banta: What happened? Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!
Santa: I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes for starving people throughout the world. Banta: So you did? Santa: No, I told them to get lost. Banta: That was rude. Santa: No way, anybody who fits into my clothes can't be starving!
In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up. Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"
Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer; For loss of appetite I drink white wine; For low blood pressure I drink red wine; When I have cold, I drink whiskey. Banta: And when do you drink water. Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Banta: You have got a double-chin. Santa: It's not my fault. Banta: How come? Santa: When God was giving out chins, I thought he said Gin. So I said, I'll have a double!